Ani, have you been to Patagonia?

No, but I have been to
Earth's Driest Place:
Chile's Atacama Desert

And Australia's Pinnacles of Nambung is nice.

So,
In the largest GYPSUM Dune
In the deepest crevasse
In the narrowest SLOT Canyon

And
Near the Earth's biggest MUSHROOM rock
And in superheated vents deep deep undersea
With BLIND shrimp and GIANT tube worms

Scientists think lightning switched on the PRIMAL SOUP.