Tracy Emin and The Avocado

I was talking to Tracy Emin about us being working class artists. She started flicking dandruff from my black velvet blazer, and I thought that with my new coal tar shampoo I'd be flake-free! When I ask her what she's doing, she says there were chips on both shoulders and that I was not working class. How DARE you! I says, how not? She says it's cos I eat Avocado. She says that Avocados have been in Britain now for 42 years and only in the last 4 have ASDA stocked them. She compares this to Waitrose's 22 years and Marks and Spencer's 18.